revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bbcadler:

John looking at Sherlock in the Unaired Pilot.

(Source: bbcadler)

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

swordsofslaughter:

IT’S LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE

(Source: 0rgazmus)

archivesofawesome:

I honestly think this is the greatest gif of all time.

archivesofawesome:

I honestly think this is the greatest gif of all time.

(Source: heavunsbee)

The Games destroyed…

(Source: sexyirons)

(Source: exit-ghost)

Take high school seriously, even if you’re surrounded by jerks. Don’t let obnoxious kids and teachers stop you from learning calculus. I wrote my college essay about Nick Drake and young love. Kind of emo, I know.

Ezra Koenig, x (via heybaio)

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

image

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